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Quick Post: The KFC double down breakfast sandwich

I just heard that Kentucky Fried Chicken is testing a new breakfast sandwich in select markets. At first glance, the news didn’t sound to noteworthy, but when I read the ingredients of the sandwich, I felt my heart stop for a few seconds and my arteries clog. Replacing the bread bun are two Original Recipe (or Crispy) chicken fillets, slices of bacon, Swiss and pepper jack cheese, and a dowse of Colonel’s sauce. I just can’t believe how ugly this sandwich looks. Everything I have ever been taught and all that I believe is telling me to keep away, yet I’m mysteriously drawn. I have this creepy feeling that once I take a bite of KFC’s new double down breakfast sandwich, it will melt in my mouth just like an M&M. Oh Jesus please help! Keep me far far away from the coming of the sandwich. Luckily its only available in Providence, R.I., and Omaha, Neb. for now. If it’s a hit, prepare yourself for the double down to make an appearance on a KFC menu in your city.